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Darkness Demotivational Poster


HELL BUS -


TAGS: darkness hell public transportation detroit jersey both horrible places driver pull over river styx
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

KaptenN - March 4, 2011, 6:43 pm, #213578
Actually, there's a small settlement in Michigan named "Hell". I think it's somewhere west of Detroit. There's also a city named "Hell" in Norway.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:22 am, #126875
I hear that
oh shit - October 14, 2009, 11:23 pm, #126853
last stop, 4****


LIFE - is nothing but a series of disappointments broken up by periods of dark depression..


TAGS: life death darkness depression reality
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

ughomer - September 14, 2012, 2:24 pm, #239153
Macabriful poster Seth.
Reality Lord - September 14, 2012, 9:24 am, #239145

shiney happy poster you put out seth...i love it 5L :)
GaryO - September 14, 2012, 8:39 am, #239143
How quaint. Looks to be one of Thomas Kinkade’s bizzaro collection….or perhaps an early Turner. In any event, if I had a whit of motivation left after viewing this poster, I’d retrieve a dagger and cut myself….5L


DARKNESS - I walk through the darkness without fear I have been here many times before I have loved




BOOMSTICK - I got mine. Get yours at S-Mart today.




DARKNESS - It Grabs You By The Mind, Slowly But Effectively Ripping You From Existence. Taking All The Power You Have From Your Soul, While Crushing The Confidence You No Longer Have.


TAGS: theone darkness
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by TheOne

TheOne - March 8, 2011, 8:30 pm, #213831
Thanks, believe or not the ideas came from nowhere finding the right pic was the problem really.
rerun - March 8, 2011, 8:28 pm, #213830

deep, dark series today....I like them


LIFES JOURNEY -


TAGS: ships that pass in the night and speak in passing only a signal shown and a distant voice in the darkness so on the ocean of life we pass and speak only a look and a voice then darkness again and a silence
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by rerun

GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:43 am, #231632
WOW!²
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:50 am, #195317
WOW!
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 7:40 pm, #195193
Rerun, you've outdone yourself.


CHARACTER -


TAGS: character pinhead best work darkness
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by timmey

Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 7:28 am, #206419
that a complement?
Hawamleh - December 10, 2010, 6:34 pm, #206293
What do you know of the dark?
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 5:07 am, #206236
good boy! (i thought I would add a little more to the comment section)
forseti - December 10, 2010, 5:04 am, #206232
If this speaks volumes, please don't read my other postings. You'd be shocked I guess... The lotion is stowed away, monkey! :D
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 4:42 am, #206227
@forseti, I agree. if it didn't want us to say anything, it wouldn't put personal stuff on here. (and put the lotion back in the basket, while your at it dude..lol)
forseti - December 10, 2010, 3:58 am, #206224
The more I read the more I understand the application for a divorce...
5150monkeylove - December 9, 2010, 11:24 pm, #206204
She sure gives out a lot of personal information. I wonder if she is omitting the part about forgetting to take her Thorazine from time to time...lol
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:57 pm, #206192

it that what that was? I thought the heating elemnet on my coffee maker went out
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 9:53 pm, #206189
When I read ciejai's comments I can always smell burnt toast....is it just me?
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:31 pm, #206184

soooo, reading the comments, thought aggy was a chick & digging on aggy.....can read a lot into that.
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:23 pm, #206179

actually have real beer goggles...used to teach an alcohol abuse class.
BoneCD - December 9, 2010, 9:21 pm, #206178
*god=good*
BoneCD - December 9, 2010, 9:20 pm, #206177
AHHHH the god ole BEER-GOGGLES...there always great until you wake to something next to ya in the morning.
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:17 pm, #206174

he was, we have the pics to prove it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 9:17 pm, #206173
Weren't you a Polynesian fruit for Halloween last year Bone?
BoneCD - December 9, 2010, 9:15 pm, #206171
It's a Polynesian blue fruit
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:13 pm, #206170

isn't melancholy a fruit from Japan?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 9:11 pm, #206169
Melancholy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 9:10 pm, #206168
Ohhhhh...Now I get it....(she's thirsty right?......sleepy?)
crankyhead - December 9, 2010, 9:09 pm, #206167
LOL moo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 8:58 pm, #206162
Yep, still can't tell.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 5:39 pm, #206133
I can never tell when you're being sarcastic.....


MUSHROOMS -




DARKNESS - You have never loved someone completely... Unless you have at one stage planned their murder.


TAGS: darkness love
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

Derek - October 15, 2009, 5:20 pm, #126984
Time for a visit to your a***yst


DARKNESS - it surrounds you when you are feeling depressed and alone


TAGS: justme darkness
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by justme

Master - May 28, 2011, 10:01 am, #219290
It certainly does!


LIFE -




ILLUMINATION -


TAGS: darkness
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Sean

LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:41 pm, #126998
Well played! 5 still-beating lions!


NINJA -


TAGS: ninja darkness
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

MisterJJ - September 3, 2010, 9:28 am, #192095
MS paint sucks the big one. paint.net is 1001% better.
Reality Lord - September 3, 2010, 6:20 am, #192084

MS paint and MS word is all i have.
agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 11:53 pm, #192058
Ph**oshop8 makes it easier... but I loved making posters with paint. I just don't like the color quality deterioration with jpeg on MS.
spacedog - September 2, 2010, 11:43 pm, #192056
That's all I use too. Some guys here can work miracles with that $hit.
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 11:42 pm, #192055
*grammar.... yeesh!
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 11:32 pm, #192050
All I have is MSPAINT so its a bit "grammer school".


IN THE DARK -


TAGS: darkness covers truth ghouls horror
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Thedge - October 20, 2014, 3:26 pm, #257206
Halloween seems to bring out your darker side, quite well. Don't be sleepy, keep it creepy? Wow... that's bad lyrical prose, but accurate.
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 11:59 am, #257200

How'd you know about my wheelchair?
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 10:43 am, #257198
So much for chicken feet dim sum tonight. Vernie, you been rollin’. Rollin’ like the brakes on yer wheelchair give out. You go, gurl. Quite the show. Indeed.
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 8:37 am, #257196

Thanks, Greeny.
Greeny - October 20, 2014, 3:44 am, #257194
very nice - good thing compfort is where it is
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 1:58 am, #257192

Thank you, sho.
Sho - October 20, 2014, 1:40 am, #257191
beautiful. 5/f


Yousuf Karsh -


TAGS: ph**ograph darkness
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

JesusWept - December 22, 2013, 12:44 pm, #251666
Reminds me of the film "Insidious".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 21, 2013, 11:05 pm, #251650
Ugh! Frightening yet true. 5L
Greeny - December 21, 2013, 2:49 pm, #251640
Whoa, cool


Rock-a-bye baby -


TAGS: cradle rocks light darkness quote
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

maoworks2 - September 12, 2014, 6:59 pm, #256673
Wow Your On A Run Keep It Up 5L's.


FEAR NOT THE DARKNESS -




A WORLD APART -




in the darkness -




Henry -


TAGS: silent henry darkness hill fear
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - October 13, 2014, 8:11 am, #257024
Done.
MissPriss - October 12, 2014, 12:52 pm, #256992
Thedge, if you haven't already...drop this by shivers!


Darkness of His Mind -


TAGS: she darkness mind fears known
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Ism

steve1961 - May 18, 2013, 10:20 pm, #245850
I think the posters that Sho would fear most would be showing us his Sparkles and Hello Kitty collection. ;)
rerun - May 18, 2013, 7:40 pm, #245847

well, Sho does have a secret site that he does share the deep, dark ones.....sadly I have never been invited there.
Sho - May 18, 2013, 7:52 am, #245837
Well you know what they say. Shared joy is double joy. 5&f


PERDITION -




HONG KONG - I'm Guessing They Dont Like Street Lights




ETERNAL DARKNESS -




DARKNESS -


TAGS: guinness beer agdaniele s darkness
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by spacedog

MrRandom - October 16, 2009, 12:04 am, #127059
This year I'm thinking Richards, little chocolate bars, and some way to piss off trick and treaters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 12:02 am, #127058
Just remember your fallback plans....Chronic Masturbation and stale cheesies.
MrRandom - October 15, 2009, 11:58 pm, #127054
Sounds wonderful. I manage to actually get it off for work once, and I can't find anything to do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 11:52 pm, #127050
Don't say that random, I'm moving on the first (I hate moving)....BTW 5 lions for the leg humping cosmonaut.
MrRandom - October 15, 2009, 11:32 pm, #127048
Halloween needs to come faster.


Dark Events -




DARKNESS -


TAGS: darkness
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by steve1961

mizzdizz - July 28, 2015, 12:14 am, #262144
Nice n creepy! LUV it! 5 goth lions!


dark times -




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